FUNNY l0V3 Say!ngS

DUN worry buddies! there always
someone more better than u are waiting for u!

"Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end." - Anonymous

"Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest

suspicion." - Mirabeau

"Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love." - Yiddish proverb

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed." - Chamfort

From Moonstruck:

I.
Rose: Do you love him, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: No.
Rose: Good. When you love them they drive you crazy because they know they can.

II.
Rose: Do you love him, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: Aw, ma, I love him awful.
Rose: Oh, God, that's too bad.

"I detest 'love lyrics.' I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United

States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics." - Frank Zappa

"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap." - Dolly Parton

"I should like to see any kind of a man, distinguishable from a gorilla, that some good and

even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of." - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

"A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did." - Edgar Watson Howe

"What female heart can despise gold?" - Thomas Gray

"A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is

and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody.'"

- James Thurber

"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the

rest of your life." - Rita Rudner

"The people people have for friends
Your common sense appall
But the people people marry
Are the queerest folk of all."
- Charlotte Perkins Gilman

"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not

loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer.

To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy.

Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much

happiness. I hope you're getting this down." - Woody Allen, Love and Death

"To laugh often and love much... to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to give

one's self... this is to have succeeded." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"We cannot really love anybody without whom we never laugh." - Alice Reppler